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Sunday 31st May – Edinburgh Marathon


Report from Stephen Boddy:

After being very taken by Scott’s Melmerby 10k write up I decided to apply ‘The Harrington Conjecture’ to my own running. (Beer + Burgers = Fast running). At 2am as I staggered home up the Royal Mile with just an empty bottle of 10yr old Macallan and the remains of a Haggis pasty for company I started to wonder if this had been a wise move. Luckily, I woke up and realised it had all been a dream and my loyal (but dull) friends; pasta, porridge and Nuun tablets were still by my side and in my belly.

The run itself was relatively uneventful; I set off, I felt crap for the first few miles, then I felt ok for a while, the miles ticked over and towards the end my legs gradually fell apart. Luckily, they fell apart later than usual which allowed me to finish in 3hrs 40mins which was a 36min PB.  The main moment of note was some fella I didn’t recognise shouting ‘Go on Otley, see you down The Junction!’ which was ace.

Finally, during the last mile or so, I perfected the art of the ‘anti-cramp run’. This is a sort of hunched shuffle which involves only moving your hips and feet thus minimising the use of any leg muscles. I can’t say I finished the race with good form or any dignity but I can say I made it to the finish. I’ll happily run a session on it if people want.

1st. Peter Wanjiru 2:19:36,  1st woman Joan Kigen 2:39:42, 1418. Stephen 3:40:13. Full results here and the Scotsman report here.

  1. #1 by Sean O'Halloran on June 1, 2015 - 3:23 pm

    Fantastic result ! great running to get a 36min PB.

  2. #2 by Lisa on June 1, 2015 - 9:30 pm

    Wow, 36mins pb and sub-four by a long way – well done Stephen, brilliant result!

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